Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Glasses sales up 150 percent since Sarah palin became nominee.
The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style.
It’s not over until Sarah Palin says it’s over.
Sarah Palin wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!
Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
Some of my own...
The EPA placed polar bears on the endangered species lists because they knew raising 5 kids and governing the nation's largest state would leave Sarah Palin with way too much spare time for hunting.
Sarah Palin can make an authentic Eskimo kayak from the hide of a single political opponent.
Hordes of unemployed, former, state-employees in Alaska are still in shock after discovering the woman they mistook for a maid, meant a different kind of cleaning of the state capital.
Sarah Palin recently purchased a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from her rear-view mirror after the ornaments she'd planned to place there became unavailable once Levi Johnston proposed to Bristol.
Al Quada may disband since they fear what would happen if they harmed a hair on Track Palin's head much more than Allah.
With no apologies to Monte Python (like they care).
It's nauseating how the Liberal Media are clamoring over themselves to claim any outrageous attack they can think of about Sarah Palin. They have absolutely no shame, whatsoever.
CBS is reporting that McCain has threatened to sue the National Enquirer for claiming Palin had an affair with her husband's business partner. Their proof? They don't need any.
The morons at Emily's List are actually claiming that Palin isn't helping McCain with the women's vote. Unbelievable.
So many people were downloading sermons by Sarah Palin's former pastor that the church's web site crashed. Presumably they were looking for anything they could twist to make him look radical. Good luck trying to find anything as radical as what Jeremiah Wright has said.
...at least liberal reporters had finally found someone their own size to pick on: a 17-year-old girl.
Yuval Levin, also of National Review put it best...
I have never seen, and I admit that I could never have imagined, such shameful, out-of-control, frenzied, angry, condescending, and pathetic journalistic malpractice. The ignorant assault on Palin’s accomplishments and experience, the breathless careless airing of deranged rumors about her private life, the staggeringly indecent mistreatment of her teenage daughter in a difficult time, the ill-informed piling on about the vetting process, the self-intensifying circle of tisking nodding heads utterly detached from a straightforward political event, have been amazing and eye-opening.
From the CNN (formerly known as the Clinton News Network)...
"Let me be as clear as possible," Obama said. "I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president."
Obama said reporters should "back off these kinds of stories" and noted that he was born to an 18-year-old mother.
"How a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn't be the topic of our politics, and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that's off-limits."
That was Sept. 1st.
Did Obama's supporters across the nation, those who claim he's leader enough to be President, follow his instruction and stop criticizing Bristol Palin and using her as a political tool?
Heck, no.
Obama's hometown paper, the Chicago Tribune thought so little of Obama's advice that on Sept 2nd they ran 7 stories about Pristol Palin's pregnancy...
If Obama's hometown newspaper is so willing to ignore his request to not exploit a 17-year-old girl, how is he supposed to lead the nation.
And that's not even looking at all the Liberal bloggers, outspoken supporters of Obama, who have ignored him and ran outrageously vile posts attacking the Palin's 17-year-old daughter.
These are the people who supposedly like Obama, and they ignore him. And they want us to believe he can lead the entire nation?!?
A $30,000 settlement has been reached in a lawsuit brought by advocates for traditional family after a Florida cop working security for a conference badgered them and mocked marriage by kissing another male officer, according to officials for the organization promoting a Florida constitutional amendment that would define marriage as involving only one man and one woman.
The civil rights case was brought in the Southern District of Florida by Alliance Defense Fund-allied attorney Frederick "Rick" Nelson of the American Liberties Institute on behalf of the Florida Family Police Council for violations of the U.S. Constitution.
The harassment happened during a 2006 Promise Keepers conference at Bank Atlantic Center in Ft. Lauderdale, when Sunrise police Sgt. Stephen Allen approached a table set up there to seek signatures on petitions to put the constitutional amendment on the Florida ballot.
According to a report from the Florida Family Policy Council, it had paid $800 to set up the table under a large tent at the conference. At the table, volunteers were busy collecting signatures when Allen, the duty officer "hired by the Broward-owned civic center," approached and told volunteers the petitions could not be collected or be in "public view." He ordered their immediately removal.
"The volunteers said they were mocked, harassed and threatened with being arrested for collecting the petitions, and then Allen personally confiscated the petitions. Sgt. Allen and Officer M. Allard, both male officers, further ridiculed the effort by appearing to kiss each other," the report said.
Allen was backed up by four other Sunrise officers and continued to argue "theology" even after Promise Keepers' own security and event officials arrived and tried to explain to the officers the petitions were authorized...
The situation was defused by civic center officials who told Allen to back off.
Katie Primm and Mark Murray of the notoriously leftward leaning NBC are screeching about Sarah Palin's support for abstinence education....
Palin backed abstinence-only education during her 2006 gubernatorial race. In an Eagle Forum Alaska questionnaire, Palin gave this response to the following question:
Will you support funding for abstinence-until-marriage education instead of for [sic] explicit sex-education programs, school-based clinics, and the distribution of contraceptives in schools?
Palin: Yes, the explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support.
Much of the original story has now been edited since it contained many factual errors. One omission, though, remains. Palin's opinion regarding education policy is moot, if that policy was not implemented in her daughter's education. So where exactly did Bristol Palin go to school?
Mark Okeson, the assistant principal at Wasilla High School, told the Chicago Tribune that Bristol started her junior year last fall, in the town where Sarah Palin grew up.
He said Bristol inexplicably transferred to an Anchorage high school midyear, leaving Levi behind.
So while Sarah Palin supported abstinence education, her daughter went to a government school. The content of the sex ed course at Wasilla and Anchorage high schools would also have a bearing on Bristol's attitude toward the sanctity of marriage. Any parent can tell you that their ability to instill value in their children is severely limited when that child spends 6 to 7 hours a day, 5 days a week under the guidance of other people.
BTW, I attempted to comment on the MSNBC article linked to above. It's been over 24 hours and my comment has yet to appear. Apparently NBC doesn't like the idea of people filling in the blanks in the propaganda pieces.
When asked what type of sex curriculum existed at Wasilla, Assistant Principal Mark Okeson said the school has a health curriculum that includes a sex education component. When asked whether the curriculum was abstinence-only, Okeson said, “I’m not sure…I don’t believe so. This subject has not come up for a long time. I don’t believe we have an abstinence-only course.”
He said he believe that the school strives for a sex-ed curriculum that is “middle-of-the road,” and added, “I would assume that contraception would be a part of any health curriculum.”
Expect this to be roundly ignored by the dimwits in the MSM.
Lapriss Gilbert said she was kicked out of the federal building in Van Nuys because of her Lesbian.com T-shirt. Gilbert says it began when she walked in the door, then was ejected by a security guard. The guard told Gilbert the shirt was offensive.
"He escorted me out of the building. He opened the door, and so I had to leave," said Lapriss Gilbert.
Gilbert says the security guard told her she had to leave or she would go to jail....
Onlookers began voicing their opinions as well.
"Stating their opinions ... People were getting on the phone calling the police ... and, it just turned into a mad house," said Derek Hughes, witness.
As the situation escalated, another man was threatened with arrest.
"He was going to lock him up too because he was like, 'Well, are you with them?' And he was just like, 'Yeah!' And I'm like, 'Oh wow, you're going to go to jail with us,'" said Lapriss Gilbert. "Everybody's going to go to jail over a T-shirt!"
A supervisor finally overruled the guard
As I read this, I wondered, what would I have done. While I don't endorse homosexuality, to kick someone out of a building for wearing a tee-shirt that simply said "lesbian.com" is going way overboard. We Christians get the raw end of the moronic attitude of police, security guards and others in authority positions, we need to make sure we are consistent in our approach to all issues of free speech.
The GOP convention was assaulted, as expected by hordes of morons yesterday...
Thousands of protesters descended on the city hosting the Republican National Convention Monday, some smashing cars, puncturing tires and throwing bottles in a confrontations with pepper-spray wielding police...
A handful of people were arrested for lighting a dumpster on fire and pushing it into a police car...
Some anarchists who had started the trash bin fire later tried to block a major intersection....
About 200 people from a group called Funk the War noisily staged its own separate march. Wearing black clothes, bandanas and gas masks, some of their members smashed windows of cars and stores. They tipped over newspaper boxes, pulled a big trash bin into the street, bent the rear view mirrors on a bus and flipped heavy stone garbage bins on the sidewalks....
Meanwhile, a group of about 100 anarchists pushed a dumpster filled with trash and threw garbage in the streets and at cars. They also took down orange detour road signs.
These, of course, would be people who oppose the war because violence is never the way to solve problems.
Interesting that the "mean ole" GOP has 5 violent protestors arrest out of hordes of thousands using violence, while the DNC convention saw such ruffians as an ABC news reporters and school girls violently arrested for not breaking the law.
On a plane from Denver to Charlotte following the Democrats' convention, I found myself seated behind former National Chairman of the Democratic National Committee Don Fowler and Congressman John Spratt of South Carolina. Their conversation was interesting to say the least.
For example, they made fun of Sarah Palin for several minutes, Fowler calling her "Dan Quayle" on steroids and Spratt creatively describing her as "just terrible." They both agreed that, "Other than the simple fact that she's a female," she has nothing to offer.
Nearly six months after Hurricane Katrina, more than 1,300 bodies have been found, but the real death toll is clearly higher. How much higher, no one can say with any certainty.
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