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March 06, 2003

Jack's Radio Guide

They did a programming change on a local radio station that's got some listeners upset. On the station's message board (which I post at frequently) someone was asking everyone's new listening schedule. Mine hasn't changed, but here it is:

5:30am - 6:00am.....KLTY (from Dallas via broadband)
6:00am - 8:00am.....My Wife Snoring (while I work at my computer)
8:30am - 11:30am...My Wife Mumbling Incoherent Things In Her Sleep. (a very amusing program, believe me.)
9:00am - 11:00am...My Kids Whispering and Giggling While They're Supposed to be Doing Homeschool.
11:00am - 12:00pm...My Kids Asking One Million Questions While I Cook Lunch (this is very frequently a repeat of the previous day's program)
12:00pm - 1:00pm...My Wife and Kids Complaining About Lunch
1:00pm - 1:30pm.....My Kids Giggling and Squirming While I Read to Them. (more often than not a repeat of the earlier broadcast of My Wife Snoring is simulcast during this program)
1:30pm - 3:30pm.....My Kids Quarrelling About Any and Every Trivial Little Thing They Can Possibly Think Of (simulcast of MWS continues)
3:30pm - 4:30pm.....Tchaikovski, Mozart or Little River Band (depending on what mood I'm in)
4:30pm - 5:00pm.....Five Year Old Daughter Yelling Goodbye As Wife Leaves For Work (yes this is a half hour program)
5:00pm - 7:00pm.....Repeat of previous program "Kids Giggling and Whispering" occasionally pre-empted, by Kid Needing Help With Homeschool.
After that we watch TV, until it's the kids' bedtime at 10pm or as I tell them it's the TV program called "The Backside of Your Eyelids"

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Posted by Jack Lewis at March 6, 2003 07:48 AM