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January 29, 2005

And what's your mutant ability?

So like this Slovak guy, Richard Kral, was on his way to a party, bringing 60 half-liter (for those of you not familiar with that stupid Commie measurement they use in Europe, a half-liter is about 16 ounces), when an avalanche buried his car. He starts to dig out, but he realizes he has nowhere to put the snow. He tried packing it down, but eventually it got too hard. So he sat back, grabbed a beer, started drinking and deciding how he could get out. That's when the idea hits him -- he could just pee his way out.

So, he did it. With 60 bottles he was well armed (so to speak). He would dig until he couldn't pack the snow, then melt it with his own urine, then dig some more. With kidneys and liver aching he finally escaped and lived to brag about it.

Hat tip: Outside the Beltway

Posted by Jack Lewis at January 29, 2005 01:28 PM

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