Nation mourns the capture of toy

Terrorists in Iraq have taken hostage beloved plastic action figure, Special Ops “Cody” (pictured in disguise as a white guy) and threaten to cut his head off unless certain prisoners are not released. Are there no depths of depravity these vermin will lower themselves to? Now they are threatening inanimate children's toys. Oh, the humanity!

Fellow serviceman G.I Joe is quoted as saying, “Cody is a tough cookie.”

Stationed in toy stores throughout Kuwait, it is believe Cody was captured at one of those locations.

Other coverage: Powerline, Roger Simon

Posted by Jack Lewis at February 2, 2005 08:59 AM