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March 02, 2005

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It's July 18th, 2004, around 5am. Michael David Monn Sr., 23, of McCall Road, Maryville is seriously drunk. He gets the munchies...well to make a long story short, cops found him later after he'd broken into the city pool's snack bar and stolen some munchies. Oh, and he was also buck naked and covered with cheese. C'mon, what's chips without some melted cheese, and his hands were probably full, right? The cops found his clothes still in his car.

Yesterday Mike, clothed and without the cheese, pled guilty to the charges.

Under a plea bargain with the state, which prevented a trial, Monn was sentenced to three years through the Tennessee Department of Corrections, but was put on supervised probation. He was given a judicial deferral, which means that if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record.

Unfortunately the internet can't be “expunged” and his antics will live on to entertain us for quite some time. I like to use stories like this to educate my kids about why alcohol is best left outside the body.

Can you imagine the jokes this guy will have to endure?

Posted by Jack Lewis at March 2, 2005 09:52 AM

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