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April 18, 2005

God was busy...

Found at FreeRepublic: (edited to replace profanity)

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform.

The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"

"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like a moron!!! So he sent me!!"

Posted by Danny Carlton at April 18, 2005 08:59 AM

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Awesome post! Bravo! Gotta love the seals!

I might like to borrow this post!

I've got a petition for you if you haven't already signed it over at my site!

Posted by: Jay at April 18, 2005 09:04 AM

"Yaaay....bravo bravo....praise the lord....amen"....

...hey, wait a minute...?....?...what's that Navy SEAL doing sitting in a class room while your impotent imaginary friend is still busy "protecting" our real soldiers?

Posted by: boomSLANG at April 18, 2005 09:49 PM

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