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From Argghhh!:

Terror Alert in France

AP and UPI reported that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

Posted by Danny Carlton at April 8, 2005 02:37 PM