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May 24, 2005

Another life saved by not being married to Michael Schiavo!!

From WFTV in Florida:

Larry Green was hit by a car in January as he walked home after buying beer at a grocery store. He was examined on the scene by paramedics and a medical examiner, declared dead and his body taken to a morgue.

More than two hours after the accident, the same medical examiner realized Green was still alive. He was hospitalized for two months after suffering a severe head injury, broken leg and other injuries.

After being in a rehabilitation center for the last three months Larry, according to his father, Larry Alston, has recently started speaking.

This is another example of the new medical technique being used on brain injured patients. The technique involves ensuring the patient isn't married to Michael Schiavo or any other lecherous, money-grubbing relative (like Beth Gaddy) that wants to kill them to either get money or simply get them out of the way. So far the treatment has been highly successfully.

Posted by Danny Carlton at May 24, 2005 08:29 AM

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