Sacrificing Pennsylvania Pawns
The state of Pennsylvania hung out it's "Closed" sign yesterday.
Pennsylvania governor, Ed "Fast Eddie" Rendell sent 24,000 state employees on unpaid furlough as of midnight Sunday night. Of course not one to misplace priorities, Rendall allowed casino employees to continue to work in the State funded (mafia controlled?) casinos and "slot parlors".
Rendall and the Republican controlled state legislator are disagreeing on the state budget, and even though the shut down was not economically necessary (Pennsylvania currently has a $650 million surplus), Rendall, once thought to be a prime candidate for the Democrat Presidential nominee, realized the suffering of 24,000 underpaid state employees might help him get concessions for his pet projects, one of which is his energy plan which would tax electricity to pay for alternative energy programs.
Some are worried that the state's Centers for Taxing Stupid People (commonly referred to as "Casinos") may also be shut down, drastically reducing the amount of graft delivered to various politicians and mafia dons.
Pa. Senate Republicans say that Rendall's energy plan is the main sticking point. Rendall's plan call for $850 million in new taxes to be used for fuel additives such as soy derivatives, liquefied coal, ethanol, Jolt Cola and/or pixy dust. Meanwhile an estimated $2.6 million is added to the budget surplus each day the 24,000 employees are not being paid. At least there is some consolation to the furloughed employees.
Also, "Fast Eddie" Rendell and 2,000 some-odd, high-ranking, exorbitantly-paid, administration officials, state judges and legislators, will "work without pay" for the duration of the furlough, but receive full back pay once the budget is approved. No word if the other 24,000 schmucks state employees will get any back pay at all.
A state employee who wishes to remain anonymous, thanked the governor for his efforts, and assured him that all 24,000 furloughed employee could definitely "feel the governor behind them".
Posted by Danny Carlton at July 9, 2007 8:34 AM




