More Sarah Palin Facts

From PalinFacts.com...

• Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
• Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks 
• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List 
• Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats 
• Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout 
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience 
• Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves! 
• In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
• Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout. 
• N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap 
• Glasses sales up 150 percent since Sarah palin became nominee. 
• The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands. 
• Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style.
• It’s not over until Sarah Palin says it’s over. 
• Sarah Palin wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs! 
• Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin. 
• Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
• As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding. 
• Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank 
• Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead. 
• Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.

Some of my own...

• The EPA placed polar bears on the endangered species lists because they knew raising 5 kids and governing the nation's largest state would leave Sarah Palin with way too much spare time for hunting.
• Sarah Palin can make an authentic Eskimo kayak from the hide of a single political opponent.
• Hordes of unemployed, former, state-employees in Alaska are still in shock after discovering the woman they mistook for a maid, meant a different kind of cleaning of the state capital.
• Sarah Palin recently purchased a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from her rear-view mirror after the ornaments she'd planned to place there became unavailable once Levi Johnston proposed to Bristol.
• Al Quada may disband since they fear what would happen if they harmed a hair on Track Palin's head much more than Allah.

Posted by Danny Carlton at September 4, 2008 3:51 PM