How to keep your McCain sign from being stolen by Liberal morons

The Associates Press tells this cautionary tale.

McCain supporter with degree in electrical engineering gets tired of Liberal idiots stealing his campaign signs. So, he wires the campaign sign with a power source for an electrical fence.

Along comes 9-year-old dimwit who tries to steal the sign and gets the pee shocked out of him.

Let's replay that image in our minds, just for fun.

Along comes 9-year-old dimwit who tries to steal the sign and gets the pee shocked out of him.

One more time...

Along comes 9-year-old dimwit who tries to steal the sign and gets the pee shocked out of him.

I could do this all day, but let's continue with the story...

Nine-year-old dimwit runs home and tells dimwit dad. Dimwit dad returns to home of McCain supporter angry that his dimwit son got the pee shocked out of him. Dimwit dad calls sheriff. Sheriff's deputy arrive, hears the problem and (we don't know if he had to suppress laughter) deputy refuses to file any charges.

We must assume dimwits fil and pere sulked home, wondering what the world has come to when one can no longer conduct simply petty larceny and electioneering without having the pee shocked out of you. I mean really!

Posted by Danny Carlton at October 30, 2008 8:22 AM