New DHS guidelines on identifying potential terrorists

Under the Obama administration the following clues are to be used to determine whether an individual is potentially a terrorist threat to the US…

You may be a potential terrorist if…

…you believe it’s possible to be rich without making anyone else poor.
…you fail to see how protestors outside a nuclear facility are dedicated activists while protestors outside an abortion clinic are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal
activity.
…you doubt more federal regulations will make your life better.
…you think that since the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich actually are paying their “fair share.”
…you think Michael Moore is a liar, and Rush Limbaugh makes sense.
…you think global warming is a hoax by Liberals to amass political power.
…you questions Al Gore’s credentials as a scientist.
…you wonder if Bill Clinton's former, chief, political adviser, George Stephanopoulos, can be fair and balanced when reporting the news.
…you think CNN and MSNBC are biased.
…you don’t think Fox News get’s marching orders from the GOP each morning.
…you think Reagan, rather than Gorbachev, ended the Cold War.
…you’ve ever watched NASCAR.
…you don’t think the words “Separation of Church and State” are in the Constitution.
…you actually know the names of your Senators, Congressman and state representatives.
…you don’t believe in a woman’s right to kill her unborn baby if she finds it inconvenient.
…you’ve ever voted for a GOP candidate.
…you’ve ever criticized anything Barack Obama has done.
…you think a presidential candidate should prove their citizenship.
…you don’t think it’s possible to tax a nation into prosperity.

…and last but definitely not least…

…you are reading THIS BLOG!!

Posted by Danny Carlton at April 16, 2009 9:29 AM