October 12, 2009
Obama haters, critics, supporters and worshippers. Which are you?
I got this idea when I noticed more and more of a gap between regular Obama supporters and Obama worshippers, especially after he won the Nobel Peace Prize. I’d already noticed a definite gap between those who were merely critical of him and those who really despise him. With this list I want to illustrate the difference between the groups and possibly do it with some humor.
Where was Obama born?
Obama haters…know he was born in Kenya.
Obama critics…think he may have been born in Hawaii.
Obama supporters…know he was born in Hawaii.
Obama worshippers…think he was born in a manger.
Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize…
Obama haters think any “honor” previously awarded to Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat is perfectly fit for Obama as well.
Obama critics are saddened that the Nobel Peace Prize is once again squandered for political showmanship.
Obama supporters, while respectful, are honest enough to wonder what Obama did to earn it.
Obama worshippers wonder why it took them so long.
Obama’s tenure in office…
Obama haters want him impeached.
Obama critics are looking forward to the Republicans winning both houses in 2010.
Obama supporters are looking forward to Obama’s second term.
Obama worshipers wonder why we ever need to have another presidential election again.
What they call him…
Obama haters…Chairman Zero.
Obama critics…Barack Hussein Obama.
Obama supporters…Mr. President.
Obama worshipers…Our Lord and Savior.
Where you find them…
Obama haters…deep south and Chicago (they know him there)
Obama critics…mid-america.
Obama supporters…extreme coasts, specifically high population centers.
Obama worshippers…Washington Press Core, TV and cable news networks, college professors and administrators.
Posted by Danny Carlton at October 12, 2009 8:32 AM
I knew I was just a critic, but your test proves it. Great humor and fun. How have you been? How is your wife? I pray all is well.
Posted by: Rosemary at October 12, 2009 8:55 AM
Something of note r.e. your posting--the ODS meme (think Bush ODS) is gathering popularity lately.
A more accurate definition is Obama Disgust Syndrome.
One of these is not like the other.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 12, 2009 12:04 PM
Obama was born in a manger in Kenya.
Posted by: RM at October 12, 2009 1:20 PM
true cynics know that he wasn't born, he was inflicted.
true cynics know that the Peace Prize has been meaningless for years.
true cynics know that his tenure in office will take years to recover from.
true cynics call him "Ear Leader" in mockery of the cult of personality so carefully erected around him and perpetuated by the MFM.
true cynics can be found everywhere. we're the ones that say "i told you so" when the oblivious finally recognize the obvious that we have been pointing out for some time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2009 8:51 PM
I don't care where he was born. I just would rather not have to listen to him for three more years.
Posted by: Dick Stanley at October 12, 2009 11:56 PM
I must be worse than a hater...
I think:
Obama was forged in the fires of that giant hole in "Lord of the Rings."
Will use the award to beat to death the members of Fox News when they are brought before him in chains.
His tenure in office has to be covered somewhere in the Book of Revelations.
Should be called Inmate 42582
I can be found in that small group of Americans, that think they should vote for who will protect the country and not who is most chic.
Posted by: TiminPhx at October 13, 2009 1:16 PM
Wow, I'm with TiminPhx so I guess I score off the scale, too.
Posted by: Peg C. at October 14, 2009 8:03 AM
Common sense tells me that Obama KNOWS what he is doing to this country!! He doesn't need a degree to know that.
Posted by: Linda at October 15, 2009 5:43 PM
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