Get-Thee-Behind-Me Fried Chicken
Ingredients:
• 1 Chicken
• 3 eggs
• 2 cups flour
• 1 generously heaping tbs salt (I usually fill the measuring spoon over the bowl until the salt starts falling off the side)
• 1 heaping tsp garlic powder
• 1 heaping tsp onion powder
• 1/2 teaspoon celery salt
• 1 tbs dried crushed parsley
• 1 tsp sugar
• 1 tsp pepper